🟢 18f(beware of my impersonators)Kik@ purplequeen4u

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

Let me help you with your baggage

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

There are no heroes in a punk rock ban He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them.

He never understood why what, when, and where left out who

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling

She found his complete dullness interesting