🟢 18f(beware of my impersonators)Kik@ purplequeen4u

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone. :heart_eyes: :crazy_face:

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

The gruff old man sat in the back of the bait shop grumbling to himself as he scooped out a handful of worms.

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin. :heart_eyes:

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.

It didn’t make sense unless you had the powe :grin:r to eat colors.

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow.

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.

It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward.

If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages.

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.