Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway