Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Flying fish flew by the space station
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head