She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
The external scars tell only part of the story
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
We need to rent a room for our party
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers