Thereâs a message for you if you look up
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
The sun had set and so had his dreams
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
Getting up at dawn is for the birds
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked