Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
He would only survive if he kept the fire going and he could hear thunder in the distance
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
The shooter says goodbye to his love
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasnât yet returned it
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties