He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
- Art doesnât have to be intentional.
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
- The door slammed on the watermelon.
- Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
- She folded her handkerchief neatly.
. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages. 
Greetings from the real universe.
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone. 
- Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy.
- For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
- Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits.
- Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
- Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.
- Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.
- He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard.