Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
Not all people who wander are lost
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.