Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
So long and thanks for the fish
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
he clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello