They were excited to see their first sloth
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
She anticipated the feel of his cock on her tongue
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
Instead of a bachelorette party her friends promised an amazing divorce party when she would need it more
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day