The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room.
You bite up because of your lower jaw 
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham.
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone.
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
We need to rent a room for our party
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected.
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.